Government Pork: May the Farce Be With You
Here are some pretty painful examples of your government at work. Monkeys on a treadmill, sheep in microgravity, and a fight club for shrimp? All of that and more amounts to a smackdown of American taxpayers.
Photo courtesy of Wastebook: The Farce Awakens
U.S. Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz., is asking these serious questions in a humorous and eye-catching way. Today he released Wastebook: The Farce Awakens, highlighting 100 examples of questionable federal spending amounting to more than $100 billion. A number of the projects targeted by Flake deal with animal issues, such as bizarre laboratory experiments that may have some appeal with federal agencies but have limited scientific value and leave a trail of animal victims behind.
For example, $8 million of taxpayer funding was awarded to the Southwest Primate Research Center, located in Texas, which used part of the grant to study 12 marmoset monkeys forced to run inside an exercise ball on a treadmill. One of the monkeys vomited and three defecated in the exercise ball, and another monkey died during week 11 of the treadmill study. Surely no scientific breakthroughs came from it all.
This is the same primate research center housed at the Texas Biomedical Research Institute, which was the subject of an HSUS undercover investigation into mistreatment of primates who suffered unnecessary injuries and even death. The Wastebook report notes, “Over the past decade, the facility has collected nearly $70 million in grants and contracts from various federal agencies. During this same period, the center has also been slapped with fines totaling more than $30,000 by the federal government for a number of violations, including performing a necropsy on a baboon that was still alive. USDA identified 14 violations of the Animal Welfare Act at the center over a two year period.”
In another example, NASA spent $1.2 million to study the effects of microgravity in sheep. Flake writes, “The sheep aren’t floating around inside an anti-gravity chamber or on the International Space Station. Instead, the back leg of each sheep was put in a brace that kept it from bearing weight, simulating the effects of microgravity.” After weeks of this confinement, surgeons removed part of each animal’s leg and then put them back in the brace to see how they recovered in simulated microgravity. The researchers found that “the sheep’s bone density decreased” and the “weakened bone could break more easily.” This type of research, which involves actively harming animals on the government dime, seems to have limited—if any—practical value and there are likely much more useful learnings to be had from astronauts spending actual time in space. Flake notes that extensive research on the same subjects has already been done by NASA involving humans.
Flake also targets a $60 million boondoggle in which the National Pork Board funnels check-off dollars—a tax paid by every pig farmer supposedly for marketing efforts—to a D.C. lobbying group. Flake writes, “In a very unusual deal, the National Pork Producers Council (NPPC) is bringing home the bacon from a government sponsored board for the sale of the slogan ‘The Other White Meat,’ which was put out to pasture years ago.” Flakes notes that the “deal guarantees payments to a lobbying organization over two decades” for a slogan that is no longer even being used.
The Wastebook report notes, “While the arrangement surely makes NPPC lobbyists as happy as pigs in mud, it has raised the eyebrows of the farmers who are being treated as piggybanks to pay the fees….A coalition of small hog farmers and the Humane Society of the United States have joined forces to file a lawsuit to undo the deal and recoup the millions of dollars already paid for the defunct ‘other white meat’ slogan.” It’s an example of how cozy Washington is with special interests in Big Ag, who are unlawfully spending federal dollars to lobby against animal welfare, the environment, and family farmers.
As Congress approaches its self-imposed deadline this Friday to reach agreement on a spending package to keep federal agencies operating or face another government shutdown, it’s a good time to consider reductions in spending that harms animals and wastes taxpayer money. Despite rhetoric about favoring smaller government, Congress has allowed many needless programs to continue. We are grateful to Sen. Flake for calling out these wasteful and misguided projects, and we urge other lawmakers to seize the opportunity to save animals and save tax dollars.